Warped Conversation

I don’t have time to think about what you’re trying to tell me. What’s with all this Old and New Testament stuff? Don’t you have anything for ‘Noah’ days. From the now a days universal enlightenment bible blog. Let’s Keep it real with eating, drinking and sexual relationships between whoever with whatever. Stop speaking in riddles.
I don’t understand when Jesus spoke in parables. You can color it red white and blue. I still don’t get it. So you know I won’t understand your Holy Ghost rendition.
Like pastor said, the bible is not for anyone’s private interpretation. How warped can we get?
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+13:10-15